Mom: Those are really nice shoes Daughter!
Me: Thanks Mom.
Mom: Where did you buy them?
Me: At the shoe store.
Mom: What store?
Me: The store that sells shoes
Mom: What size are you? 7?
Me: No.
Mom: 6?
Me: No.
Mom: Why won't you tell me your size?
Me: You didn't ask me! I'm a 6 1/2!
Mom: Why is it so hard to talk to you?
Me: I didn't know we're talking. -_-
