What's Your Size

Mom looks at Daughter's brand new wedges, admiring, wanting, inquiring, and questioning.

Mom: Those are really nice shoes Daughter!

Me: Thanks Mom.

Mom: Where did you buy them?

Me: At the shoe store.

Mom: What store?

Me: The store that sells shoes

Mom: What size are you? 7?

Me: No.

Mom: 6?

Me: No.

Mom: Why won't you tell me your size?

Me: You didn't ask me! I'm a 6 1/2!

Mom: Why is it so hard to talk to you?

Me: I didn't know we're talking. -_-

Buying Free Food

Mom: I have too much food in the fridge, take some home to eat

Me: No, I don't want casino food

Mom: Why not? They're still good food

Me: Mom, I don't want any, why don't you give it to the homeless?

Mom: NO! I bought these!

Me: Oh ok, then stop buying them Mom.

Mom: Why? They're free!

Me: -__-

Mom: *looks in the fridge* "There's so much food"

Me: *Shouts* Stop buying free food Mom!!

Mom: Shut up or I'll kill you!!

Me: ...

Bday Hang Ups

Me: Happy birthday mom! Where are you? Lets go have lunch/dinner!
Mom: im at the casino, don't bother me! We'll eat later. Click.
Me: ....

11.13.10

Ketchup Soup

At lunch with mom and her bf, eating tomato soup...
Mom: what soup are u eating?
Me: guess
Mom: tomato soup?
Me: no, ketchup soup
Mom: really?!
Me: -_-

2.13.11