Buying Free Food

Mom: I have too much food in the fridge, take some home to eat

Me: No, I don't want casino food

Mom: Why not? They're still good food

Me: Mom, I don't want any, why don't you give it to the homeless?

Mom: NO! I bought these!

Me: Oh ok, then stop buying them Mom.

Mom: Why? They're free!

Me: -__-

Mom: *looks in the fridge* "There's so much food"

Me: *Shouts* Stop buying free food Mom!!

Mom: Shut up or I'll kill you!!

Me: ...