My brother recently acquired a new mate. Let's call her Michigan. In finding out more and more about her, my mother vented to me about her.
Mother: Did you know your brother has a new girlfriend?
Me: Oh, really?
Mother: Yea, she's in Michigan. (Hence the name) That's why he's there so much.
Me: Oh...
Mother: Did you know she's Chinese? (We're Vietnamese)
Me: Oh, Ok.
Mother: From China.
Me: That's what usually what Chinese means mom.
Mother: And she's a communist.
Me: What?
Mother: Yea!
Me: How do you do know that?
Mother: Because she's from China, and she's not born here.
Me: But you're not born here.
Mother: So?
Me: So, doesn't that mean you're a communist too?
Mother: No! I escaped! Her parents are still there. I'm no communist.
Me: That's ridiculous mom.
Mother: You just see, your brother will move to China and become a communist too.
Me: I can't talk to you anymore mother.
My brother is now a commie fucker.
